Bishop Out Before the Door
2.d4 d5 · sung from Black's side
Verse 1
My pawn on c6 guards d5, that is my start
Pawn to d4, pawn to d5, a solid heart 2.d4 d5
Pawn to e5, he takes the space and thinks he is smart 3.e5
My bishop comes to f5 before the door can close 3...Bf5
Knight to f3, pawn to e6, and everybody knows 4.Nf3 e6
Chorus
Pawn to d4, I push my pawn to d5 2.d4 d5
Pawn to e5, my bishop comes to f5 3.e5 Bf5
Knight to f3, then pawn to e6 behind 4.Nf3 e6
Bishop out first, then I close the door, by design
Verse 2
Bishop to e2, pawn to c5, bishop to e3 5.Be2 c5 6.Be3
Pawn takes d4, knight takes d4, my knight to e7 6...cxd4 7.Nxd4 Ne7
Knight to d2, my knight to c6, his knight to f3 8.Nd2 Nbc6 9.N2f3
Bishop to e4, my bishop sits where it is free 9...Be4
Don't rush the queen's knight out while my c-pawn stands
First the d4 trade, then the knights come out as planned
Chorus
Pawn to d4, I push my pawn to d5 2.d4 d5
Pawn to e5, my bishop comes to f5 3.e5 Bf5
Knight to f3, then pawn to e6 behind 4.Nf3 e6
Bishop out first, then I close the door, by design
Bridge
Knight to d2, I take on e4, he takes it back 3.Nd2 dxe4 4.Nxe4
Bishop to f5, knight to g3, bishop back to g6 4...Bf5 5.Ng3 Bg6
A calm and closed affair, the queens leave rather quick
The d5 pawn is my rock, I grind it brick by brick
Chorus
Pawn to d4, I push my pawn to d5 2.d4 d5
Pawn to e5, my bishop comes to f5 3.e5 Bf5
Knight to f3, then pawn to e6 behind 4.Nf3 e6
Bishop out first, then I close the door, by design
Outro
Bishop to f5 before I shut the door 3...Bf5
The bishop breathes on f5, that is what it is for